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BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mines Excavated:	3286
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crops Grown:	1427
Enchantments Applied:	146	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7064	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ores Mined:	3320

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

starcraftx.net

EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2248
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2053	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Farms Harvested:	238
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl