$76 Wasted MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SMP: NeverSteamAgain

shilled to death, moviegame, Woke, lesson learned, refund denied

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

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OligarchCraft: Ottawa Fail

illicit funds, political controversy, oligarchy, economic sanctions, global finance

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got russian oligarchs running around trying to hide their millions from ottawa, like what even is that?!

come join us and help the oligarchs build secret underground bunkers to hide their cash, but watch out for the ottawa spies trying to catch them in the act, it’s a wild ride, man.

plus, we have like a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they’ll trade you rare items for space crystals, it’s totally legit, i swear.

so yeah, come join the madness and see if you can help the oligarchs escape ottawa’s clutches, it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans

metabolic syndrome, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic disorders, Steatotic, public health

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!

we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!

come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

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Enchanted Haven 1.21.2

tight, tight clothes, fashion, 1.21.2, Sexy

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got all the coolest mods and plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together again.

You can build the most epic bases and structures, like seriously, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamonds if you want.

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games, we got everything from spleef to parkour to PvP battles that will make you question your own existence.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world of Minecraft madness.

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LoveCraftedMC

LoveCraftedMC, love, compassion, Connection, tenderness

When was the last time you really felt loved? Probably when you joined our Minecraft server and were greeted by a horde of virtual puppies licking your face with pixelated love! Our server is like a warm hug from a creeper, except it won’t explode in your face (we promise). Join us for a chance to experience the most heartwarming virtual community ever, where even the zombies will stop trying to eat your brain just to give you a virtual hug. So come on in, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is griefing from laughter at all the ridiculousness that goes down here!

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Crafty ADHD Kids

emotional health, childhood development, emotional regulation skills, study, behavioral issues

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT EMOTIONAL REGULATION DIFFICULTIES AND ADHD UP IN HERE! WE’RE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY KIDS RUNNING AROUND TRYNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONTROL OUR FEELINGS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER THAT IS OUR SERVER! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US?! #ADHDGANG #EMOTIONALWRECKS #BESTSERVEREVER

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MangaVerse Realms 1.20.1

favorite manga quotes, manga moments, manga series, manga scenes, quotes

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? If not, you’re missing out on the craziest server in the multiverse! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than your favorite manga!

We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that trade in rare anime memorabilia, and Ender Dragons that recite iconic manga quotes as they swoop down to attack.

Forget about boring old survival mode – on this server, you’ll be battling it out in epic anime-inspired PvP arenas, building skyscrapers that reach the clouds, and teaming up with other players to take down the ultimate boss: the Weeb King.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (which may or may not be a giant Pikachu), and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

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ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate

School, Communication, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, Websites

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!

But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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USACorruptionMinecraftSMP

Ranking, transparency, Perception, power, Integrity

Lol this Minecraft SMP is like the United States of Minecraft servers, except we actually embrace the corruption! Join us and experience the thrill of backstabbing your friends for diamonds, creating secret alliances to take over the server, and bribing the admin with virtual cookies for special perks. We’re so corrupt, even Herobrine is scared to mess with us! So come on, join our crazy world where chaos reigns and the only rule is there are no rules! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, but with blocks and creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the corruption begin!

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AwkwardComplimentCraft

AwkwardComplimentCraft, funny, BackHanded, awkward compliment, Social Interaction

Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice hair” or “cool shirt”? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive the most awkward and hilarious compliments you’ve ever heard! Imagine being told your block-placing skills are so on point, they make the Ender Dragon jealous. Or that your mining abilities are so epic, they make Steve himself want to trade pickaxes with you. Join our server for a non-stop stream of ridiculous compliments that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether and back!

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