🔥75kMileMania Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

20sVibesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crops Grown:	9063	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Our nether is filled with rainbow-colored lava and unicorns that shoot fireballs out of their horns. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and let the madness begin!

MineLifeChanger

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, Dedication, gradual improvement, healthy choices, incremental progress, lasting change, life improvement, lifestyle changes, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, positive habits, positive mindset, self improvement, self-discipline, small actions, transformative habits

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts spitting at you? Well, on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples! It’s like having your very own llama sidekick on a quest for riches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of clucking your enemies into submission. Imagine facing off against a horde of creepers, only to have a flock of ninja chickens swoop in and save the day with their deadly pecks and swift kicks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of gingerbread, mine for lollipops, and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So come join us on our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, maybe a friendly llama or a ninja chicken will change your life for the better!

CoffeeCraft Minecraft Server

coffee, CoffeeCraft, Conflict, eastern europe, Europe, foreign relations, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, News, occupation, resistance, russia, Russian Invasion, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian Army, ukrainians, War, Woods

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Buildings Constructed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chilling in the woods, sippin’ on some coffee, and all of a sudden, a bunch of ukrainians come out of nowhere and start takin’ over the place. but get this, they say they ‘faced no resistance’ in the kursk region invasion. like, what?! that’s some crazy stuff, man.

if you wanna experience wild adventures like this, then you gotta join our minecraft server. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. from epic battles to unexpected invasions, you’ll never know what’s gonna happen next. plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground coffee shop hidden somewhere on the map? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ThirstyRussianArmyCraft

global security, intelligence report, lack of drinking water, military capabilities, military equipment, military health, military infrastructure, military logistics, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military resources, military training, national security, Russian Armed Forces, russian military, ThirstyRussianArmyCraft, UK intelligence, water shortage

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

AutismCraft: Treadmill Trials

adolescent rats, animal models, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism-like symptoms, AutismCraft, brain function improvement, cognitive abilities, communication skills, exercise benefits., low-intensity exercise, mental health, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, new findings, physical activity, research implications, sensory processing, social interactions, study results, Therapeutic interventions, treadmill, treadmill exercise, Trials

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	132	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1008	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit gameplay eva! like, did u know dat playin on dis server can actually make u smarter? like, we did a study on rats (yeah, rats) and found out dat even low-intensity exercise can make ur brain work betta! so like, imagine wat it can do for u, a human bein! come join us and level up ur brain power while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, fam!

RomcomsRUs Minecraft Server

black-haired, Diversity, diversity in entertainment, diversity in film, Diversity in media, female diversity, female empowerment, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female representation, film industry, film industry trends, Hollywood, inclusive casting, Minecraft, Minority representation, movie industry, representation, romantic comedy, Romcoms, RomcomsRUs, Server, underrepresented

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	2212
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old romcoms with the same predictable storylines? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the epic saga of a black-haired female lead who not only saves romcoms but also conquers the Minecraft world with her mad building skills and killer fashion sense.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out life advice, and a secret underwater city filled with mermaids who throw the most lit parties in the ocean. And did we mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to all who dare to ride it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and be prepared for a hilariously epic adventure like no other!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Genshin Impact’s character banner rotations? Look no further, because our server is like a gacha game on steroids! Join us for the chance to summon rare blocks, battle mobs with your favorite characters (yes, even Paimon), and participate in crazy events like “Bing-Bang Finchball” where you can score goals with explosive chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is so generous, we have daily check-in rewards that are more satisfying than getting Primogems. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon redeemable codes that will make you richer than a whale in Teyvat. Plus, our community is so helpful, you’ll have access to useful links for everything from building the perfect base to finding the best mining spots.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the Honkai Impact universe! Who needs Genshin when you can have a blocky adventure like no other?

CrushCraft: No Regrets!

belittling, body shaming, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, CrushCraft, Daddy Issues, Disappointment, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, growth, hooking up, judgmental, nasty comment, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regrets, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	852
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

WorthyCraft SMP

Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation, smp, WorthyCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2709	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and obstacles ever seen in Minecraft. From parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks to PvP battles on a platform suspended over a pit of lava, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be found.

So, if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the wildest Minecraft SMP around, then come join us and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the bravest and most daring players need apply!

HygieneCraft: UnderratedSoap

Grooming, hygiene, hygiene awareness, hygiene essentials, hygiene habits, hygiene importance, hygiene item, hygiene maintenance, hygiene management, hygiene necessities, hygiene practices, hygiene products, hygiene products list, hygiene routine, hygiene standards, hygiene supplies, hygiene tips, HygieneCraft, personal care, self-care, Underrated, UnderratedSoap

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Forget about toothbrushes and soap, on our Minecraft server, the most underrated hygiene item is definitely the enchanted loofah of eternal cleanliness! Join us and experience the magical powers of this loofah as it keeps your character sparkling clean even after battling hordes of zombies and swimming in lava pits. Trust us, your virtual hygiene has never been this epic! So come on, join us and scrub your way to victory on our crazy Minecraft server!