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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1590 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 110 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
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