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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9005 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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