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Seething Shark Server: Where Precision and Chaos Collide

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7148
Animals Bred:	135	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese…yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

The 13th Collective: Where adults play with blocks and pretend it’s productive

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
We are an extremely laid back and chill 18+ server that is looking for new members. The world is about a week and a half old, with a growing spawn town/city. If you’re looking for a chill place to relax and make some new friends, just reply with your discord username and I’ll add you!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Just reply with your discord username and the server admin will add you.
Is this server 18+ only?	Yes, we are an 18+ server.
How old is the world?	The world is about a week and a half old.
Is there a spawn town/city?	Yes, there is a growing spawn town/city.

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

Every Pullback Is An Opportunity Minecraft SMP

buying opportunity, financial markets, fundamental analysis, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market correction, market cycles, market opportunities, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, opportunity, profit potential., pullback, risk management, short-term trading, smp, stock market, Technical Analysis, Trading

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	126	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken. Little did they know, that chicken was actually a powerful wizard in disguise! Suddenly, all the cows on the server started flying and shooting laser beams out of their eyes. It was utter madness, but also incredibly entertaining.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now their entire base is made out of solid diamond blocks. Talk about bling bling!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where every pullback is an opportunity for something absolutely bonkers to happen, then look no further. Join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. See you in the game!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crops Grown:	4656
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAggroAITA

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring theatre experiences where people judge you for using your captioning device? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone filled with epic adventures and no judgmental drunk ladies in sight! Explore our virtual world where you can hold all the armrests you want and throw all the nasty looks you desire without any repercussions. Don’t let anyone ruin your fun, join us now for a theater experience like no other! Who needs subtitles when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

Fear2050 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	1797	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to protect yourself from the impending invasion of killer chickens in the year 2050! These feathered fiends have been plotting their revenge for years and only the bravest players can stop them. Will you rise to the challenge and save the world from a clucking catastrophe? Join now and prepare for the poultry apocalypse!

HackCraft: Social Media Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9401	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

VerdictCraft: 137k Crimes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	3791	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s da bomb diggity yo. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

oh and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u sacrifice a stack of cooked chicken. true story bro.

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden dungeon, u can battle a giant zombie pigman riding a flaming chicken. it’s like a mix between a rave party and a rodeo, u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ChipCraft: Trump’s Plateful of Misunderstandings

China, chip role, ChipCraft, Communication, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Minister, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, News, Plateful, Politics, president, taiwan, Technology, Trade, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i got so much on my plate, man”? well, turns out he misunderstood taiwan’s role in making chips. like, he thought they were actually making potato chips or something, haha. anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we got all the chips u could ever want. like, we got potato chips, chocolate chips, even computer chips. it’s like a chip paradise up in here. plus, we have this epic quest where u have to find the legendary chip that will grant u unlimited power in the game. it’s gonna be so lit, u gotta join now! #chipquest #trumploveschips

City Rain Dance

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

join our epic minecraft server where the storms are CRAZY intense and concentrated over our cities, just like in real life but WAY more FUN! our cities make the rain pour down HARDER than anywhere else, it’s like a water park but with lightning! come join us for the wildest weather experience in minecraft history!