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Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

assault, Boundaries, consent, counseling, Craft, CREEPIN, empowerment, FAGGOT, Good, healing, mental health, molested, Recovery, Safe, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, sexual abuse, Support, survivor, Therapy, Time, Trauma, Victim, Youll

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4426
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Potions Brewed:	77
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	200	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

#gutbustinglyfunny, Ahahaha, amusing, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, laughs, Laughter, lol, madness, Minecraft, NOPEville, ohno, rofl, silly, Smile

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

adult entertainment, banter, BDSM, blocky, consensual, degradation, desire, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, FANTASY, fetish, her.., Humiliation, kink, Pleasure, power play, role-play, size queen, small cock, Submission, taboo, trib

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	1775	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	4928
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

art, artistic expression, blocky, creativity, inspiration, Masterpiece, masterpiece art, masterpiece artwork, Masterpiece beauty, masterpiece craftsmanship, Masterpiece creation, masterpiece design, masterpiece genius, Masterpiece masterpiece, masterpiece painting, masterpiece sculpture, masterpiece talent, Masterpiece work, McBlockface, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	125	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	516907	Enchantments Applied:	300
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

Anti-Vaxxers Craft: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories!

anti-cancer, AntiVaxxers, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancerous, Conspiracy, controversy, corona vaccine, Craft, findings, health, immune health, immune response, immune suppression, immune system, Medical, meets, Minecraft, Misinformation, research, side effects, study, theories, vaccination, vaccine, Zhang

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	193	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world, like Zhang escaping from the dangers of the corona vaccine! Did you know that on our server, you can defeat cancer by building your immune system through epic battles and adventures?

Join us now and discover a world where the only thing spreading faster than viruses is the rumor that diamonds can actually cure cancer in Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save the world, one block at a time.

LOLcraft: Honkai Star Rail LOLz

Adventure, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, drip marketing, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, LolCraft, lolz, moment among the stars, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Watch out for the Golden Touch, it might just turn everything you touch into diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the game is never a zero-sum. Choose your character wisely from banners featuring Aventurine, Jingliu, Lynx, Luka, and Serval. Will you preserve or destroy with the Light Cone banners? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. Redeemable codes abound, so grab them while they’re hot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, treasure, and unpredictable twists and turns. It’s a world like no other, where luck is on your side and the game is always more than meets the eye. See you in the game!

Crafty AF

Burnout, can’t do this anymore, career, Crafty, Deadlines, employment, exhaustion, Frustration, Job, mental health, overworked, Repetition, responsibilities, Routine, self-care, stress, tired, Tomorrow, work, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	255	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring routine? Sick of the daily grind and looking for some excitement in your life? Look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and laughs! Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to escape and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle in the sky, create a rollercoaster that defies gravity, or even discover a secret diamond mine hidden deep underground!

So why wait? Join us today and say goodbye to boring days and hello to endless fun! Who needs work when you can explore new worlds and make memories that will last a lifetime?

FroggyBlockerCraft: No Jannycucks Allowed!

#dumbjannycuck, #frogthreads, #temporarilyblocking, #unblockedjustnow, Allowed, FroggyBlockerCraft, Jannycucks, STOP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of being blocked for posting frog threads? Are you sick of those dumb jannycucks getting in your way? Well, join our Minecraft server where you can post all the frog threads you want without fear of being blocked!

Our server is a magical place where frogs roam free and jannycucks are banned on sight. We have insane builds that will blow your mind, like a giant frog castle made entirely out of lily pads.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like Frog Friday, where all players must wear frog skins and hop around the server collecting flies. The player with the most flies at the end of the day wins a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Stop getting blocked and join our Minecraft server today for a ribbiting good time! 🐸

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	1954	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	8514	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!