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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4708 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness