so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.
we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.
join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!