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PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

72, Birthday, birthday cards, birthday celebration, birthday greetings, birthday milestone, Birthday Party, birthday wishes, Cards, celebration, leader, lonely, long tail, political figure, president, PutinCraft, russia, tags, trickle, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	837829
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Votes:	1791	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Votes:	4375	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ores Mined:	9850	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2885
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Star Shards Collected:	73
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!