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Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5857
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mines Excavated:	3164
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	44650	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	247
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Zombie Dances:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

conversation starter, cool fact, Did you know, fact sharing, factoid, FavFactzMC, favorite fact, fun fact, fun trivia, geeky fact, Interesting fact, interesting information, little-known fact, nugget of information, obscure knowledge, random fact, random knowledge, smp, tidbit, Trivia, unique fact, unusual fact

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5370
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

aggravating, ANNOYING, annoying phrases, annoying words, bothersome, bothersome phrases, CraftyCreeperCringe, exasperating, frustrating, grating, infuriating, instant annoyance, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating expressions, irritating sayings, maddening, pet peeve, phrases, vexing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, caught up, Court, crime, Espionage, illegal, investigation, Justice, Killed, Minecraft, Mother, murder plot, nerve agent, Outrageous, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Targeting, Terrorism, Tragedy, U.K, Victim

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5594	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magic Items Found:	7041	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	963	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

mc.peyy.net:27360