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Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4115	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	3891

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4618
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	4948	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!