We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!
One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.
Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!
Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!
But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!
Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!
So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).
Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs are so tough, they bench press creepers for fun. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in the time it takes you to find your first diamond. And our admins? Well, let’s just say they have a secret underground base where they plot world domination…or maybe they just really like building redstone contraptions, who knows?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, battle a horde of zombie pigmen, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you might find in our crazy world.
So say goodbye to Grendizerbros and hello to the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the madness begin!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons soaring through the skies, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can build entire cities with just a flick of his wrist. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is the “Know The Difference edition”? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.
plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground chicken nugget society. If you can find their hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited nuggets for life. Who knew that Minecraft could hold such delicious secrets?
So come on down to our server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to drool on your keyboard – we can’t be held responsible for any water damage caused by our delectable virtual treats.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.
and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?
PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Map size | Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way) |
| Render Distance | 10 Chunks |
| Gamemode | Hard |
| Griefing/PvP | Enabled |
| TnT/Carpet duping | Enabled |
| Netheroof | Enabled |
| Bedrock break | Enabled |
We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.
The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.
IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS
Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.
Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!
So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!
Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!
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