HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Items Found:	5021
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

PutinCraft: 700k Troops & Counting!

700k, Counting, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european conflict, foreign policy, geopolitical crisis, global conflict, international crisis., military deployment, military escalation, military intervention, military presence, political tension, PutinCraft, russian aggression, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, security threat, Troops, ukraine conflict, Vladimir Putin, war in Ukraine, world news

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	206	Enchantments Applied:	169
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	6337
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

haha come join our minecraft server, where almost 700,000 russian troops are fighting in ukraine but don’t worry they are just fighting over who gets the last piece of cake in our virtual world. vladimir putin himself is a regular player and he will challenge you to a dance-off in the town square every tuesday. also, our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

Architects, AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, Economy, Griefers, Griefing, guides, HACKING, Join, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, multiple worlds, Player Trading, real, redstone contraptions, rules, smp, Spamming, Survival, teleport commands, Xray

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abortion, biological children, Chad, Chad Criteria, Chads, Cheating, child support, Crafty, death, feats, financial support, impregnation, male prostitution, Minecraft, Modeling, murder, physical fight, Polygynous Relationship, rape, Regain Status, Server, sex work

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	7081	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, SMPJewInAGentileBody

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	308118	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mines Excavated:	3436
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

confirmation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk region, KurskRedeployed, Military, military maneuvers, News, Politics, redeployed, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, update, White House

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3262	Epic Quests Completed:	16

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

academic study, ATOMIC, atomic charges, atomic structure, bond energy, BondCraft, bonding analysis, Chargez, chemical bonding, chemistry, Covalent, covalent contributions, energy distribution, Fun, Fundamental, important, ionic contributions, Materials, materials science, partitioning, Properties, researchers, scientific research, theoretical chemistry, theoretical description

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	14

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

adorable, Anime, BlockyLove, Blondes, chitoge, comedy, cute, Fake relationship, high school, japanese animation, Kawaii, key necklace, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, Minecraft, nisekoi, Onodera, Raku, romance, Server, shonen jump, slice of life, Tsundere

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

Minecraft SMP: HoloChadMaster5000

3D visualization, ar, augmented reality, digital experience, Entertainment, Futuristic technology, Gaming, holochad, HoloChadMaster5000, hologram technology, holographic communication, holographic display, holographic gaming, holographic interface, holographic projection, immersive technology, interactive media, Minecraft, mixed reality, next-gen technology, smp, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us on holochad for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader, Captain Crunchwrap, rode into battle on a giant chicken armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Or how about the time we held a fashion show for our pet creepers, who strutted down the runway in their finest leather armor and bow ties?

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools, scavenger hunts for rare enchanted golden carrots, and epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So come on down to holochad and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Block BreakupCraft

BLOCK, break up, BreakupCraft, Communication Issues, emotional pain, ending a relationship, falling out of love, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, long term relationship, love advice, moving on, red flags, relationship advice, relationship struggles, seeking closure, signs of a breakup, toxic relationship, trust issues, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

If your partner starts building diamond armor and enchanting weapons to protect themselves from you in Minecraft, it’s probably time to break up. Join our server where relationships are so intense, they spill over into the virtual world. Who needs couples therapy when you can battle it out in a PvP arena instead? Plus, we have a special “breakup island” where you can dump all your ex’s items and watch them burn in a fiery pit of lava. It’s cathartic, trust us. So come join us for some relationship drama and Minecraft mayhem!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, animated, Anime, attractive, cute, ecchi, Fan Service, FANTASY, FapCraft, Fapping, fictional characters, Girls, Irresistible, japanese animation, Kawaii, Long hair, Minecraft, Otaku, Provocative, seductive, Server, Sexy, waifu

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

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