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LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7979	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2536
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	5257
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	482137
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!