7 year tribulation

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken. But instead of using normal blocks, they used explosive TNT blocks! Needless to say, chaos ensued and the chicken statue ended up looking like a giant roasted chicken.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Pig Racing” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Just be careful not to accidentally hit the jukebox with your pickaxe, or you might end up starting a full-blown rave!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor. See you in the game!