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Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9905
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	225	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5487	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Buildings Constructed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mines Excavated:	2568
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ores Mined:	4856	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	9819
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	6211	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!