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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 4192 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Our server is like therapy, but with exploding creepers and diamond swords! Let your inner child run wild as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a therapist when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come on, leave your emotional baggage at the door and join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and riding pigs into the sunset to even remember what messed you up in the first place.