7. Stupid ass pictures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hey Faggots, Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7452
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Hey losers, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! My name is John, and I’m here to show you a good time filled with laughs and epic moments.

Join us if you want to escape the real world and dive into a world where anything is possible. We don’t take ourselves too seriously here, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

We have a strict “no boring people allowed” policy, so if you’re looking for a boring, normal server, look elsewhere. Here, we embrace our weirdness and let our freak flags fly high.

So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

Arrogant, Cocky, conceited, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, disdainful, egotistical, haughty, love, Motherfucker, Narcissistic, pompous, pretentious, self-assured, self-important, self-satisfied, smug, SmugCraft, Smugger, snobbish, stuck up, superior, uppity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2095
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

NormalCraft: Where low self esteem meets sissy fetishes in a hilarious Minecraft world!

acceptance, Confidence, esteem, fetishes, fetishism, healing, hilarious, Identity, Insecurity, low self-esteem, meets, mental health, Minecraft, normal, NormalCraft, Normalization, Overcoming, personal growth, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Sexuality, sissy, sissy fetish, Therapy, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of being a sissy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner warrior come out to play. Our virtual world will help you shed that sissy image and become the alpha you were always meant to be. No more low self-esteem, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to sissydom forever!

Region Rumble: Where Similarity is Questioned!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where every region looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, you can explore crazy and wacky regions that will blow your mind! From a land made entirely of candy to a volcano filled with lava that flows like chocolate, you’ll never get bored of exploring our unique and diverse world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our server and you might even get the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted feather boa.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

DepressedCraft: Where even the creepers are feeling down about blowing up!

again.., anxiety, blowing, Communication, COMPLETE, CREEPERS, damn, Depressed, DepressedCraft, emotions, Failure, feeling, mental health, Nijisanji, online persona, PRESSURE, regret, Sayu, self-doubt, spoke out, Struggling, virtual youtuber, Wishes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Farms Harvested:	624	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a failure like Sayu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a total success! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to greatness.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to speak to animals in the game. Imagine having deep conversations with a cow or getting fashion advice from a sheep. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. Yes, you read that right. This chicken lays diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life!

Arthur’s Minecraft Adventures: No Romance Allowed

Adventures, Allowed, Arthur Morgan, Arthur’s, best man, Cabin, crime, Cunt, Drunk, drunk confession, Karen, love, Mary-Beth, Minecraft, Respect, romance, sadie, Sean’s death, SETTLE, straight up, Survival, teaching, used, Widow

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7066	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where Mary-Beth will warn you about being with any other Mary, Karen will lean in close after a tragic death, and Sadie will declare you the best man she’s ever known (move over, dead husband!). And if you’re lucky, you might even hear Arthur drunkenly profess his love for you. Plus, we have a cabin widow who Arthur taught how to survive, and a used “cunt” who doesn’t respect anyone. Join now for all the wild drama and unexpected declarations of love!

CraftyFalcons – Where Minecraft meets Falcom fanatics! #1841

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Zombie Dances:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive content like the “Ys Memoire: The Oath in Felghana English patch” where you can experience a whole new world of adventure. And don’t even get us started on the “Kuro Translation” and “Kuro 2 Translation” – it’s like playing a whole new game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless!

HappyCraft: The Server Where You Can’t Just Be Happy With Having Everything

Contentment, envy, Expectations, Financial goals, fulfillment, Happiness, Happy, HappyCraft, hobbies, incel, Jealousy, KHV, materialism, mindset, MONEY, personal growth, PRESSURE, self worth, Server, societal norms, society, success, wealth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5298
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Join our Minecraft server and become the richest player in the game! Forget about hobbies and spending money on things you enjoy, because on our server, it’s all about building wealth and flexing on everyone else. Who needs friends when you can have stacks of virtual diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who will only reveal the location of the ultimate treasure to the wealthiest player. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

Pixelmon Pals: Gotta Catch ‘Em All in 2023!

2023, Anime, anticipation, Buzz, Catch, character analysis, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fandom, feelings, Gaming, Gotta, hype, introduction, new character, Opinions, PALS, Pixelmon, pokemon, reaction, Sandwich-chan, speculation, speculation trail., Thoughts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Oh my Notch, have you heard about Sandwich-chan?! This server is the ONLY place where you can interact with this totally legit new Minecraft character. Legend has it that Sandwich-chan is a magical sandwich that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to build with blocks made of cheese. Join now to be the first to befriend Sandwich-chan and unlock the secrets of the sandwich dimension! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the sandwich adventures begin! 🥪🧀🤪

Blocktopia Bonanza: The Duolicious Adventure

Adventure, algorithm, blocktopia, bonanza, dating app, Duolicious, expanding options, Frustration, improvement suggestions, limited options, matching system, MATCHMAKING.., question-based matching, random selection, recommended matches, search engine, skip option, user experience, user feedback, user interface, user preferences, user satisfaction, variety of matches

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where finding your perfect mining buddy is as easy as answering a few questions! But wait, we know that sometimes the system can be a bit wonky. That’s why we’ve added a search engine feature that will automatically add more girls to your recommended list if you happen to skip an “ugly” one. Because who wants to mine with someone who doesn’t meet your standards, right?

So come join us and find your perfect partner in crime for all your block-breaking adventures. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. Don’t settle for just a random handful of players, come to our server where we make sure you find the perfect match every time. Happy mining!

Crafty Memes & Pixel Dreams: The Uber Drawthread Server

AI-generated deliveries, ANCHOR, Archiving, artbook, booru, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, drawing books, drawthread, dreams, hololive, ic.., memes, NSFW deliveries, PIXEL, references, Requests, Robot clussy edition, Server, Spam, sticky, Uber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the robots have taken over and clussy is the currency of choice! Join us for a wild ride through a world where AI-generated deliveries are the norm and vtuber references abound.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, or just chill with your fellow clussy enthusiasts.

But beware, the clussy economy is volatile and the robot overlords are always watching. Will you rise to the top and become the clussy kingpin, or will you fall victim to a glitch in the system?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this absurd adventure and see where the clussy takes you. Just remember, don’t feed the robots after midnight!