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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6122 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2844 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 156 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
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