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Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

1. Pointless release, 10. Buyer’s remorse, 11. Overhyped product, 12. Failed launch, 13. Dissatisfied customer, 14. Mediocre release, 15. Disillusioned buyer, 16. Unimpressive offering, 17. Money wasted, 18. Displeased consumer, 19. Subpar release, 2. Disappointing product, 20. Unfulfilling purchase., 3. Waste of time, 4. Regretful purchase, 5. Lackluster performance, 6. Unnecessary release, 7. Poor quality, 8. Frustrating experience, 9. Not worth it, Crafty, Fails, question.., Reality, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aging, ANONYMOUS, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, breast lift, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, CraftyCraze, emotional impact, Insecurity, Minecraft, natural changes, No. 922850765, personal appearance, physical changes, sagging skin, Saggy, saggy breasts, self esteem, Server, societal standards

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as saggy as your grandma’s skin! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity seems to have taken a vacation and everything droops down like it’s had one too many potions of weakness.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where the pigs fly upside down and the creepers do the moonwalk. They built a house out of saggy blocks and lived happily ever after, until a giant block of jello fell from the sky and engulfed their house. But fear not, for they rebuilt their saggy abode even stronger than before, with walls that wobbled in the wind and floors that bounced like trampolines.

So come join us on SAGGY Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and the saggy blocks beneath your feet. Who knows what saggy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

ThePrequelKatiaCraft SMP

3d model, Adventure, Anonfiles, archived.moe, desuarchive, ending, FANTASY, interactive storytelling, Katia Thread, Kaz Stream Archive, Kaz Streams, mega.nz, neocities, prequel, Previous thread, QST, Roleplaying, Shittyquests, smp, Sprung a Leak Edition, ThePrequelKatiaCraft, Trash

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where anything goes and nothing is off limits.

Have you ever wanted to build a giant toilet house? Or maybe ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Well, on this server, those are just everyday occurrences.

Our quests are so ridiculous, you’ll be scratching your head wondering how they even came to be. From finding the rarest block in the game to taming a wild ocelot with a fish named Gerald, our quests will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And let’s not forget about our leaky base – that’s right, our entire server is built on a giant leaky ship that’s constantly flooding. But don’t worry, we’ve got buckets for days and a team of expert builders ready to patch up any leaks that come our way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see just how crazy things can get. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or dry)!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

abandonment, absentee father, Birthday Party, consequences, difficult decisions, discipline, emotional stability, emotional toll., family, family relationships, financial support, love and attention, Minecraft, Niece, parenting, PixelPals, Server, sibling, sibling dynamics, single parent, tough love, unplanned pregnancy, unruly behavior

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like my niece’s behavior.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on unpredictability and enjoy a good challenge. Just like trying to reason with a toddler who thinks it’s hilarious to throw your belongings in the pool.

Join us for a unique experience where consequences are thrown out the window, just like my sister’s discipline tactics. Who needs rules when you can have endless fun causing chaos?

So come on, join our server and embrace the madness. Because let’s face it, dealing with my family drama is nothing compared to the craziness you’ll find here.

NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

cellversemc

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

cellversemc is a one of a kind minecraft prisons server, we offer a unique experience never seen before, we are a team of dedicated minecraft players aiming to make a minecraft server that we enjoy playing.

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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

bioengineering, bioethics, clone armies, CloneCraft, Cloning, cloning debate, controversial technology, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, future technology, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, human cloning, iyc, mass cloning, Minecraft, moral implications, Science, science fiction, Server, societal impact, Technology, Thoughts

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just the same old, same old? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where clone armies roam the land, battling it out in epic wars for dominance. Join our server and become the ultimate clone commander, leading your army to victory with your strategic skills and cunning tactics.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground lab where you can create your own clones to join your army. Want a clone that can shoot lasers from its eyes? No problem! How about a clone that can fly and breathe fire? We’ve got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our crazy, chaotic server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead your clone army to victory and become the ultimate ruler of the land. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun blowing stuff up with your laser-eyed clones. Either way, it’s sure to be a wild ride!

BuddyTheLuckyMiner – Minecraft SMP

Blessed, blessed man, buddy, BuddyTheLuckyMiner, Fortunate, fortunate guy, fortunate individual, fortunate man, fortunate person, good fortune, Grateful, grateful man, Lucky, lucky charm, lucky fellow, lucky guy, lucky individual, lucky man, man, Minecraft, smp, thankful, thankful man

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Buddy is a lucky man because he stumbled upon the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rainstorms, creeper dance parties, and secret underground llama societies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (but we told him nah, we don’t need that drama). So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to single player mode).

KalinCraft: No War, Just Blocks

Baltic Sea, Baltic states, blocks, border tensions, defense policy, demilitarization, eastern europe, european union, geopolitical situation., international relations, KalinCraft, kaliningrad, Kursk region, Lithuanian Defense Minister, military conflict, military maneuvers, military presence, military strategy, nato, regional stability, russian federation, security concerns, War

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the demilitarization of Kaliningrad but with a twist! instead of fighting in the Kursk region, we battle it out in a virtual world filled with blocky adventures and crazy challenges!

imagine defending your territory against a horde of creepers while the Russian Federation tries to take over your land! it’s like a real-life war zone, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited respawns!

our server is the perfect place for adrenaline junkies who love a good challenge and want to test their skills in a unique and exciting way. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic battle of your minecraft life!

MoonClockSyncCraft

celestial bodies, clock rates, Clocks, Earth, estimate, gravitational effects, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonClockSyncCraft, relativistic framework, research, scientists, Space missions, space technology, synchronization, synchronization methods, synchronization techniques, time accuracy, time measurement, time synchronization, timekeeping

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7872
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the clocks on the earth and the moon are totally in sync. like, how crazy is that? you can be mining diamonds on the moon and it’s the same time as on earth. it’s like time travel, but without the time travel.

join this server for the most mind-blowing experience of your life. build a house on the moon and watch the sunrise at the same time as your friend on earth. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and endermen.

come join us for a relativistic framework to estimate clock rates on the moon. it’s like einstein meets steve from minecraft. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure.

Rosemi’s 10-Hour Minecraft Server

10hour, anticipation, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, Live Stream, Live streaming, long hours, Minecraft, missing, ONLINE, online presence, Rosemi, Rosemis, Server, social media, Stream, Streamer, twitch, video games, Waiting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for Rosemi’s next stream? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and you’ll never have to miss Rosemi again because she’s actually our resident DJ, blasting sick beats while you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare “Rosemi Rose” flower in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!