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7. phrases that seem nice but aren’t Minecraft Servers

7. phrases that seem nice but aren’t

  • Epic Failures United

    Epic Failures United

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    🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously wild Minecraft server in the land of blocky dreams! 🎮✨

    Are you tired of mundane compliments like “you’ve got a great personality” when everyone knows it’s just code for “please leave”? Fear not, fellow pixelated adventurers, for our legendary server is here to redefine the art of backhanded flattery! Here, we unleash the most insane reasons for you to join:

    1. The Great Creeper Conspiracy: Legend has it that one of our players was so good at dodging Creepers, they ended up becoming the first ever Creeper Whisperer. Join now to learn their secret techniques while the rest of the world thinks you just have insane luck! Spoiler alert: It’s only a matter of time before you realize it’s all a PR stunt by the Creepers—obviously, they need the positive vibe!

    2. The Endless Enchantment Shuffle: Our enchanting tables have been secretly possessed by cheerful spirits who think everyone deserves a shiny diamond sword. Now, if you end up with a stick instead, just remember: “Hey, at least you have a stick, right?” Join us and see how many magical stick transformations you can achieve!

    3. The “You’re Not a Noob” Challenge: On our server, the first person who joins gets crowned as the ultimate Noob Slayer, earning the respect of players who are secretly stuck in their mom’s basement. So come flex your “not-noob” skills while dodging the questions about your shoe collection too!

    4. The Blazed Trail to Fame: Rumor has it that our server hosts the Annual Blaze Race, where the loser is dubbed the “Burnt Toast of the Year.” Forget the actual race; just practice creating elaborate excuses for why you lost—everyone will call you a champion of creativity!

    5. The Cobblestone Mansion of Regret: Build your very own house out of cobblestone, only to have every other member gently applaud your "unique design choice"! The compliments may be dripping in sarcasm, but hey, that’s just a fancy way of saying you’re a trendsetter… or you have a very specific taste in not-so-fancy blocks.

    So why wait? Join us and embrace the hilarity of half-hearted compliments that will leave you both rolling on the floor and questioning your life choices! Your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits, filled with laughter, absurdity, and plenty of pixels! 🌈💎😂

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TWWOM 2

    TWWOM 2

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    THE WIZARDING WORLD OF MINECRAFT 2

    Magical world: Get lost in Diagon Alley, walk the immense corridors of Hogwarts and discover mysteries in every corner.

    Spells: Dozens of enchantments = endless fun: Expecto Patronum, Alohomora, Expelliarmus, and many more.

    Missions: Reveal the secrets of Hogwarts by helping teachers and students with their homework.

    twwom2.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AnachyPvp

    AnachyPvp

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    AnachyPvp Is A new And great Minecraft Skyblock sever We are looking for Devs Admins and Helpers. We have a great staff right now but we need more support on our sever

    AnarchyPvp.apexmc.co

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Cherry blossom

    Cherry blossom

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    Welcome to Cherry Blossom! Dive into a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-leveled journey. Conquer quests, sharpen your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can become rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect blend of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economy elements!

    cherryblossom.live

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Styx Ryvr

    Styx Ryvr

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    Version: 1.17.1 Gamemode: Survival, Hard Theme: Greek Mythology Protection: LWC IP Address: styxryvr.mcserver.ws Website: https://styxryvr.buycraft.net/ Discord: https://discord.gg/gZYzYPU Dynmap: http://styxryvr.mcserver.ws:8123/

    Styx Ryvr focuses on very hard gameplay. Players who are easily bored with basic survival are welcome here. Aside from this difficult survival, players have another option for fun. There are a variety of dungeons with mazes, mob battles, etc. These are challenges for players that give god-type items as a reward. Some fun plugins include Magic, Drugs, and Marriage!The theme of Styx Ryvr is Greek Mythology.

    The currency, messages, and ranks are based around this. Several fun plugins such as Disguises, Pets, Particles, and Spawners reinforce the theme and access to these plugins is obtainable through the ranking system. We use LWC for protection as well as MCMMO, Dynmap, and Discord for a better social experience.

    Use /rules when you log in to give you the starting rank. Staff does not interfere in player affairs.

    styxryvr.mcserver.ws

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  • Jessri

    Jessri

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    Server.serv.nu

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  • Crowned

    Crowned

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    ♚ Crowned | Where Adventure Awaits..

    In a world where most Romanian servers seem to offer the same experience, mc.crowned.ro stands out, dedicated to offering something truly remarkable. We are committed to changing the way Minecraft servers are viewed by providing a premium experience with attention to detail and innovation. Connect to discover the difference and experience the game in a very special way!

    🍷 Discord: https://discord.crowned.ro/

    🌍 Website: https://www.crowned.ro/

    🏷️ Store: https://store.crowned.ro/

    mc.crowned.ro

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SpaceBugV2

    SpaceBugV2

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    Welcome to SpaceBugV2! We have recently updated to 1.14.3 and would love for you to join our community! We are a legacy server which builds upon SpaceBug SMP – a beloved server which closed over a year ago. Our passion is to provide our players with a mix of fresh yet familiar features coupled with Wild West style gameplay. If you are interested, consider checking out our website at SpaceBugV2.com or join us at either play.SpaceBugV2.com or mc.SpaceBugV2.com!

    mc.SpaceBugV2.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkyHunt

    SkyHunt

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    A Monster-hunter like experience in minecraft, just looking for staff at the moment, both people good with plugins, beta testers and builders.

    DM me on Discord (Gonna be deleted soon | Tril#0001)

    91.134.127.54:25592

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  • Aquacraft network

    Aquacraft network

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    Server IP: silver-free.falixserver.net:42208

    silver-free.falixserver.net:42208

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  • Minefest

    Minefest

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    Welcome to Minefest! We are a network that began in 2019, just this year! We already feature a good range of gamemodes to play. New members, for the next few weeks, will receive FREE donator ranks! Here is some more information about our Network:

    1) We are a Network that offers a gamut of server types, including: Prison, Skyblock, Factions and so much more coming soon! 2) We use state of the art server hardware, making our network always online and virtually lag-free. 3) Our community features a Forums website (coming soon) to have conversations with fellow players and a Discord to text and chat with the community. 4) We base our server on player feedback. We are always searching for new ways to improve and refine our gamemodes to provide our players with an exceptional experience. 5) We meticulously configure, tweak and customize all aspects of our server to make your experience enjoyable.

    At Minefest, we focus our service on providing you with a free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while taking into consideration community feedback. We encourage you to check out every game type we offer so that you have the best possible experience while playing on our network.

    Enjoy your time at Minefest!

    minefest.net

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