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Sis’ Name? StrokeCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be stroking your cock for someone’s sister in no time! And who knows, maybe you’ll even figure out her name along the way. Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with mystery, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of awkwardness. Don’t miss out on the chance to stroke your cock for a good cause – join our server today! -
Ark Ascended Minecraft Server
Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).
So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?
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LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can ride Yoshi through the Mushroom Kingdom and stomp on Goombas just like in the new gimmicky Lego Mario set!But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!
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CreeperSisterDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is real and the hair is long! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, medical emergencies, and hair-raising decisions!Are you ready to experience the thrill of being asked to shave your butt-length hair for a wig? Only on our server will you find such outrageous requests from family members in need. Will you choose to uphold tradition or defy expectations? The choice is yours, but the consequences are hilarious!
Embark on a journey with us as we navigate through hospital visits, chemotherapy treatments, and sibling squabbles. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and heartache? But don’t worry, we’ll also throw in some laughs and fun to lighten the mood.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family members asking you to shave your hair for a wig? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out!
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BlockCraft: More Addictive Than Drugs
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to make players forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle using only their toes because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the game.But that’s not all! Our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.
And if you’re feeling brave, try your hand at our custom-built parkour courses that have left even the most skilled players pulling their hair out in frustration. But hey, at least it’s good exercise for your fingers, right?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you can resist the addictive pull of our virtual world. Just remember to set an alarm for when it’s time to log off โ we wouldn’t want you to forget to pick up your grandma from the airport because you were too busy mining diamonds.
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RichCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN dis MINECRAFT SERVER where finance ministers of the G20 gather in Rio de Janeiro to discuss a global tax on the super-rich! ๐๐ค๐we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide, it’s a party up in here! ๐๐ท
build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold, because why not?! ๐๐ฐ
we even got a secret underground lair where you can plot world domination with your fellow players! ๐๐ฆนโโ๏ธ
so come on down and join the fun, because where else can you see a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle? ๐ฉ๐ฃ
JOIN NOW and let’s make Minecraft great again! ๐๐ฎ
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GazaCraft: End the War & Free Hostages
so like, you know how Harris be all like “Netanyahu, dude, it’s time to stop the war in Gaza and bring back the hostages”? well, imagine if that convo happened on our epic minecraft server! like, we got crazy missions and quests that will make you feel like a superhero saving the day. join us and be a part of the epic adventure to bring peace to the blocky world of minecraft. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, be a hero and save the hostages with us! -
Minecraftian Republic
In the minecraftian republic you can play normal minecraft, particapate in a evolving economy, run for government offices and play in a organized societal project. We have several plugins to add custom features and even custom plugins to add a unique twist. We host elections every monday and have a open government where any player can run.
political.mcserver.us:25588
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WindSMP
Place where you can play All in One survival game modes:
– Survival – OneBlock – BoxPvP – SkyBlock – Factions – LifeSteal – Free For All
play.windsmp.eu