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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 271 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.