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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6307 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 778257 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.