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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 831 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5396 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
And get this, our cows are like supermodels, they’re all shiny and sparkly, it’s like they’re from a different dimension or something. Plus, our milk tastes like rainbows and unicorn farts, it’s so delicious that you’ll never want to drink regular milk again.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of milk in your /cunt/ like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cow that can do the moonwalk, because anything is possible on this server.