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CommuteCraft: UnhappyHubby

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5779	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	9032	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting into arguments with your spouse over not waving back on the freeway? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without worrying about hurt feelings over missed waves.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant waving hand monument in our server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land filled with endless diamonds and gold. Who needs freeway waves when you can wave hello to riches beyond your wildest dreams in Minecraft?

So come join us and wave goodbye to freeway drama – wave hello to a whole new world of adventure and fun!

Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

cultural norms, Divorce, Divorce Rates, Edition, equality, feminism, Financial Stability, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, law, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, smp, social expectations, Stereotypes, West, western society, western women, Wild, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Potions Brewed:	141
Crops Grown:	3168	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	99

Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

Banlists, database, Decklists, Diamond, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Gang, master duel, Minecraft, News, ninja, OCG, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Shark Drake LeVeiss edition, smp, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Dimension Hops:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Short Kings Minecraft Server

acceptance, american culture, body image, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, global perspectives, height, Heightism, Individuality, Kings, Masculinity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, Server, short, short kings, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4054	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

command line, computer science, doesnt, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, programming, Quick, reminder, smp, software, Technology, Terminal, Unix, Unix basics, Unix commands, Unix fundamentals, Unix history, Unix philosophy, UNIX system, Unix tutorials, Unix vs Linux, Unix-based, Unix-like

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, BUILD, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft mechanics, minecraft server, Pleasant survival, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Warps, Web map

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3662
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Magic Items Found:	2273	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

3.storymine.ru

Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

artificial conception, Breeders, breeding, cattle, childcare, Embryos, Gender Roles, heredity, ideal society, loyalty, loyalty to the state, maternity, Medical, Minecraft, Motherhood, Plato, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, smp, society, State, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9002

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

disbelief, exclamation, Expression, forum, fucking, Gaming, incredulous, internet culture, meme, message board, Minecraft, No fucking way, Online Community, Profanity, reaction, reaction GIF, reaction image, Server, shock, Slang, Surprise, V, video games, viral meme

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic characters, Comic Archive, comic characters, Comic creator, comic fandom, comic humor, comic storylines, comic strip, Comic Updates, digital art, funny animals, humor, internet comic, long-running comic, Minecraft, new comic, ONLINE, online comic, Sabrina, Sabrina Online, slice of life, smp, web series, webcomic

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.