6991 Minecraft Servers

6991 Minecraft Servers

  • HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    HusbandTextsGoneWrong Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 6707
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2314 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this drama-filled story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this wife’s rollercoaster of emotions.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pool full of lube wrestling matches every Saturday night! Watch as players battle it out for the title of ultimate lube wrestler, just like that sorority girl from the story.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with attractive players, just like that solid 9/10 college friend. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own cheerleader or girl next door to hang out with.

    And if drama is your thing, look no further. Our server is filled with juicy gossip, silent treatments, and unexpected plot twists. You’ll never know what to expect next!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a pool full of lube wrestling frat boys with your own unexpected love triangle. Let the games begin!

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  • SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma

    SushiCraft: Daddy Dilemma
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6087
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Potions Brewed: 148 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 243
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 7929
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old English names like Sarah and John? Want to give your child a name that will make them stand out from the crowd? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

    Join us and meet players like Shiori and Kotomi, who are sure to bring a unique flair to the game. Our server is a melting pot of cultures, just like my wife who hails from Japan. Embrace the challenge of pronouncing names that will make your parents’ heads spin!

    So come on, don’t be a square like my parents. Embrace the Japanese naming tradition and join our server today. Who knows, you might even make friends with a player named Pikachu or SushiRoll!

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  • DMZCraft Minecraft Server

    DMZCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5913
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Crops Grown: 5249
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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  • BambooUKCrisisCraft

    BambooUKCrisisCraft
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2683
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 496
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

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    come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

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  • FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

    FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 5560
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88

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    LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

    Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

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  • SexySubaru Minecraft Server

    SexySubaru Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5235
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Animals Bred: 189
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

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  • EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

    EldenCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 1531
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5456 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 280 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

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  • CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

    CaramelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4665
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Animals Bred: 11 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Magic Items Found: 7300
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

    Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

    Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

    FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9366
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Enchantments Applied: 277
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Void Armor Forged: 27

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

    Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

    So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

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  • RusGasBlockCraft

    RusGasBlockCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7661
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Towns Built: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

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    lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

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