68% approval rating Minecraft Servers

68% approval rating

  • Crafting ZelenSkys!

    Crafting ZelenSkys!

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    The Great Endgame: Zelensky vs. The Blockheads

    Imagine, if you will, a pixelated battlefield unfolding in a realm where approval ratings fuel the skies, and the clash of heroes shakes the very foundation of the ground beneath you. Welcome to The Great Endgame, where Zelensky—or the mystical Zelblocki, as he’s known in this land—stands valiantly against the blocky forces of chaos, led by none other than TRUMP-ocalypse. Join us now, or forever rot in a pit of passive mobs!


    The Fabric of Reality: What’s Really Going On?

    Did you feel that tremor? Was it the last update? Or just a collective sigh of political resignation echoing from the Nether? The latest polls claim a defiant 68% approval of our pixelated leader, Zelblocki, but how? With every swing of his enchanted sword, does he change the destiny of Cubicadia, or is it the Trump Tower of Obfuscation, looming ominously, casting shadows of doubt?

    Welcome to a place where loyalty is but a block in a vast, ever-shifting world! The villagers whisper, “Did you hear? The alliances are shifting like sand through a dispensar!”


    Features that Defy Logic (But Not Gravity)

    Feature Description
    Dismemberment-o-Mancy Real-time ratings adjustment every time you mine coal!
    Pixelated Political Campaigns Advertise your platform with crafted banners and assassination plots!
    Craftable Conspiracies Combine ink and rotten flesh for instant disinformation!
    Looming Tyranny A server-wide emoji system that morphs local Minecraft mayors into despots at dusk!

    Testimonials from the Mined and Dismayed

    “I never wanted to build a wall, but now I’m under construction. Please send help.” – u/NotDepressedJustMining

    “Honestly, I think the Enderman is a metaphor for my existential dread.” – u/JustAFencePost


    The Underground† Truth

    What if I told you this server was banned in 12 countries? But why? The answer remains obscured in the mists of the End, weaving between the silent cries of those who dared to challenge Zelblocki’s divine reign. They say it’s because of the Lies of The Ledger, a diabolical book that reveals too much—yet never enough.


    Secret Features: What Lies Beneath the Bedrock?

      • Encounter mysterious villager cults selling potions of disillusionment.
      • Use the Zelblockian pickaxe that has a rumored “magical” property: it speaks and tells only half-truths!
      • Engage in the once-in-a-lifetime Collapse of Time event where yesterday became today and tomorrow is indefinitely postponed.

    FAQ: The Questions You Never Asked (Because They Don’t Matter)

    Q: Can I trust Zelblocki? A: Trust is a relative block. Relative to where you placed your last spawn point.

    Q: What’s the server’s real purpose? A: Is there a purpose, or are we all mere conjurings of a fragment of someone’s imagination?

    Q: How do I join this server? A: Join now or face the unending consequences of indecision! (It may involve falling into the Void… repeatedly.)


    Final Call: Take the Leap!

    Will you step into this chaos? Will you embrace the nonsensical duality of Zelensky’s rising approval in a world filled with existential dread? Only the bravest (or most absurdly curious) will find their way through the cobwebbed paths of the Great Endgame. Don your diamond armor, sharpen your enchanted sword, and prepare to question everything you know about politics, block-building, and the very essence of reality itself.

    No refunds on sanity or reasoning. Come and join the descent into the beautifully bizarre!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Zombie 28 Later Server

    Zombie 28 Later Server

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    join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

    Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

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    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

    We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

    So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • West Legacy

    West Legacy

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft IP westlegacy.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD

    West Legacy is a server that’s based on providing as pure of a vanilla experience possible with few changes to vanilla gameplay and stable performance. We can guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever. PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure as similar of an experience for all players as possible. The anti cheat is configured to allow for all vanilla behavior while also preventing almost any hack from working. This allows us to have no ops or bans while not having to deal with the consequences of modern hack clients. The server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates and farms to work as intended without compromising performance, as well as allowing the nether roof for farms.

    You can join the Discord server for a complete breakdown on the server config and how it runs

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I use hack clients on the server? No, the anti cheat system is configured to prevent almost any hack from working.
    Are there any bans or wipes on the server? No, we guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever.
    What is the PvP experience like on the server? PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure a similar experience for all players.
    Can I build redstone machines and farms? Yes, the server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates, and farms to work as intended without compromising performance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3

    Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, I once saw a creeper twerking in a bikini on this server. It was so hot, I swear I almost burnt my retinas from the sheer sexiness of it all. And the best part? The owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. I heard he can make your diamond sword shoot fireballs and your pickaxe turn into a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally insane, man. Plus, the community on this server is, like, full of unicorns and leprechauns who will grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of golden apples. So, yeah, if you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on the weirdest, wildest, most wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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