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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 330 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.
So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?
Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!
