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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2786 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!
But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.