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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Secret Passages Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Potions Brewed:	127	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	7415	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	343	Emeralds Found:	3628
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	2642	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Emeralds Found:	6179
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.