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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7743 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what your dad’s fetishes are, because let’s be real, they’re probably wilder than a pack of rabid wolves. And remember, if you want to fit in here, you better not even think about jerking off – it’s a strict rule that we take very seriously.
In our latest edition, aptly titled “FUCK MY ASS”, things are bound to get even more insane. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next? Will we build a giant statue of a butt? Will we have a dance party in the Nether? The possibilities are endless, and that’s what makes /dft/ the place to be for all your Minecraft adventures.
So come join us, if you dare. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
