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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1754 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
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