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Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Crafty, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Reverse rape edition, Riven Prices, Server, Stream Times, Tennobaum 2024, Tierlists, UPDATE 38, Warframe General, Wars, wfg, Wiki, Xaku Prime

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

””Fauna = loser?” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, 1 million subs, achievement, Baelz, Fauna, Graduation, hololive, internet fame, Japanese entertainment, Loser, milestone, Minecraft, online content creator, Popularity, pre-advent, save face, smp, sub count, subscriber count, Virtual idol, virtual talent, Vtuber

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	180	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of being the only member on your Minecraft SMP who hasn’t hit 1 million subs yet? Well, look no further, because on our server, even Baelz has reached that milestone! Join now before your graduation becomes just a sad attempt to save face. We have crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

Crafty, DRUG, drugfeel, Feels, French, French Culture, French girls, French heritage., French History, French Identity, French nationalism, French patriotism, French pride, French resistance, French Revolution, French society, guerrilla war, Invaders, legal drugs, Minecraft, Potion, Server, true France, waterloo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

Awards, awards ceremony, best art direction, best games, best multiplayer game, best narrative, best ongoing game, best performance, Best soundtrack, Chosen, fan favorite, Game, game critics, Game Designers, game developers, game of the year, Gaming Community, gaming industry, industry recognition, Minecraft, player choice, smp, the game awards, Victors, video games, WINNERS

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Farms Harvested:	327	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7423
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!