AbsurdSMP Server Information
Hello!
If you’re tired of big servers and want a more chill experience, then join the Absurd SMP. We have a jungle spawn, grief prevention, and voice chat support. Plus, no microtransactions or confusing spawn areas. It’s pretty new, so get in early. The server has 60 player slots, so bring your friends!
Rules:
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| IP | PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM |
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| Highlights |
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| ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List! |
| 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide! |
| 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server. |
| 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device! |
| 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun! |
| 🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes! |
| 🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization! |
| ✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out! |
| 🏪 Balanced, diamond-based economy with Player Shops & Jobs! |
| 🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty! |
| ❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki. |
| 👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life. |
| 🗒️ We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved. |
| Our Mission |
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| Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users. |
| Membership Application Required |
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| If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com! |
| General Server Rules |
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| All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit. |
| No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited. This is true even in PvP and for seemingly abandoned builds – if it’s not yours, don’t touch it. |
| No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed. |
| No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages. |
| Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t rage, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, mind the server conventions, etc. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated. |
| FAQ | |
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| 1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old? | No, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join. |
| 2. Are there any restrictions on griefing? | Yes, no griefing is allowed. Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s area is strictly prohibited. |
| 3. Can I use client mods or exploits on the server? | No, only Optifine is allowed. Other client modifications or exploits are not permitted. |
| 4. How can I apply for permissions on the server? | You can apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com. |
| 5. Are there specific rules regarding advertising or spamming? | Yes, no advertising of servers, websites, or mods in chat, and no spamming messages. |
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding actual goats around the map. That’s right, forget about horses and pigs, our goats are the real MVPs of transportation.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune. It’s like hitting the jackpot every time you dig deep into the earth.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our exclusive “Skydiving with Sheep” mini-game. Strap a parachute onto a sheep and see how far you can glide before landing safely on the ground. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!
So why wait? Join The GOATs edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to goats, then maybe stay away).
Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?
But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.
Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!
We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!
So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!
but hey, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as AT&T’s security breach, then u gotta check out this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro.
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more insane than our gameplay is the fact that AT&T let hackers run amok in their systems. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!