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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6482 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8772 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.
And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.
Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.
But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!