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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5561 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4219 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 4407 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Remember when you were a kid and you swore you would never eat broccoli? Well, now you can’t get enough of it! Just like how you never thought you’d join a Minecraft server, but now you’re addicted to it like a creeper to TNT.
Join our server for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and befriend a pet zombie named Bob (he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him).
We have epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like Indiana Jones, crazy parkour courses that will test your skills, and secret underground dungeons filled with loot (and maybe a few skeletons, but don’t worry, they’re harmless).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
