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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1416 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 802979 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 180 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
come join our server where everyone has abs, but not just any abs, we’re talking 6 pack, 8 pack, or even the elusive family pack abs! why settle for just a regular old 6 pack when you can have a whole family pack of abs on our server?
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and crafting tables instead of clowns and elephants.
want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a sword made of pure obsidian? well, you can do that on our server!
plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out, whether you’re a noob or a seasoned pro. so come join us and experience the craziest, most abs-tastic Minecraft server around!
