6. Hygiene Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

creeper, ganon, ganon likes to watch, ganons, HIDEOUT, likes, likes to watch, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, watch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!

TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

amusing situation, animal antics, birb, bird comedy, bird humor, bird stuck, Catering, catering chaos, catering mishap, comedy, Entertainment, funny animal, funny animal video, funny news, hilarious news, hilarious situation, humor, Minecraft, Rampage, smp, Stuck, TheCraftyCreeper, Trapped, viral news

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Crops Grown:	8527
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Sister’sHubbySlip

body image issues, childhood trauma, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, homewrecker accusation, Inappropriate Behavior, Jealousy, mental health, misunderstanding, Projection, Self-expression, sibling rivalry, SistersHubbySlip, swimsuit mishap, Therapy, vacation drama

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all the family feuds behind and focus on building your dream world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.

Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, cultural references, feeling ancient, feeling behind the times, feeling dated, feeling disconnected, feeling irrelevant, feeling obsolete, feeling old, feeling out of touch, generational gap, getting older, memory triggers, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, societal changes, technology changes, time flying, time passing, youth trends

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel instantly old when you realize all the kids running around are actually ancient wizards in disguise! That’s right, our server is secretly a gathering place for mystical beings who have been around since the dawn of time. But don’t worry, they’re super friendly and love to teach newcomers their ancient ways. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? So come on over and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start growing a long white beard and casting spells before you know it!

IceAgeCraft: Meltdown Mayhem

Antarctic Ice, Antarctic Peninsula, climate change, climate projections, climate science, Disaster, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, findings, glacial retreat, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet collapse, IceAgeCraft, MAYHEM, Meltdown, natural disasters, polar regions, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, study, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dimension Hops:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Runes Activated:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ in Antarctica, just buildin’ your ice castle and stuff, when suddenly, BAM! The ice starts meltin’ like crazy! But wait, hold up, this server is like the opposite of that! We got ice for DAYS, bro! Our ice is so strong, it’s like it’s been doin’ squats at the gym or somethin’!

And get this, our penguins are like, super chill. They won’t steal your diamonds or mess with your redstone contraptions. They’re like the best neighbors you could ask for in a Minecraft server. Plus, we got polar bears that will totally give you a ride on their backs if you ask nicely. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our igloos have secret passages that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with emeralds and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of ice cream. Yeah, you heard me right, ICE CREAM!

So, why are you still readin’ this? Get your blocky butt over to our server and join the coolest community in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	567
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4881	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Secret Passages Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6256
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!