Craft My Last Adventure!

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Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Here, we don’t just ask, "How do you want to die?" We provide you with the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane ways to meet your digital demise!

The Great Lava Squirrel Massacre: Ever wanted to be roasted alive by a giant, lava-spewing squirrel? Join our legendary quest where you’ll face off against Mr. Nutty, the fire-breathing rodent. The last player standing gets a trophy made of diamond and nut-flavored jelly!
Zombie Fashion Show Gone Wrong: Think you can strut your stuff on the catwalk while dodging hordes of zombified fashionistas? Put on your best outfits, strut your faux fur, and pray you’re stylish enough to escape their flesh-eating critiques. If you survive, you get crowned “Zomb-pressive Trendsetter of the Year”!
The Cactus of Destiny: Participate in a thrilling game where you must hug the infamous Cactus of Destiny! Legend has it that those who embrace it really get under its skin (and suffer a painful prick). Join now and see if you’re willing to take one for the team – or the thorny shrub!
Explosive Cheese Heist: Are you brave enough to steal the legendary block of exploding cheese from the Evil Mouse King? Rumor has it that when you bite into it, you explode into a shower of golden blocks and squeaky sounds. Join forces with other cheese lovers and bring a whole new meaning to "going out with a bang"!
Panda-monium Wars: Get ready for the ultimate showdown where fluffy pandas rain down TNT! Join the battle of epic proportions, where cute meets chaos. If you get squished by one of our giant ‘Panda Bombs’, just remember: the fluffier the panda, the louder the demise!
The Reverse Mob Spike: Imagine being catapulted into the sky by an army of trampoline-wielding creepers! Join us for this insane event, where the higher you go, the closer you get to certain doom! But don’t worry, you’ll land safely on a bed of feather cushions… said nobody ever!

So, how do you want to die? With laughter, insanity, and outrageous escapades, this is the only server where your demise is truly a grand adventure! Join us now, because life’s too short to play it safe in Minecraft!

Onyx SMP: Semi-Confused Java Buffet with a Side of Chaos

Special Events, java, smp, Anti-creeper grief, Vanilla

About Us

A Minecraft Java server with the perfect blend of vanilla experience enhanced by QoL features and exciting datapacks such as crafting tweaks, additional structures, improved advancements, and more!

Our greatest inspiration is the Hermitcraft server, and we put a lot of focus on fostering a tight-knit community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, competitive fighter, humble farmer, or simply looking for a place to call home, Onyx SMP offers something for everyone.

Our server has an array of enticing features! From special districts (think shopping, minigames…) to monthly building challenges, quests, special events, and even an MCC-inspired championship!

Plugins

Onyx SMP is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it doesn’t require you to download any mods but still offers a plethora of quality-of-life plugins and game-enhancing datapacks.

Plugins
CoreProtect
Graves
Anti-creeper grief
EssentialsX
VanillaTweeks
Dynmap
DiscordSRV
HeadDatabase
Blaze&Caves Advancements
Brewery

Rules

Be kind and respectful, this is a place where people are meant to feel safe and welcomed. Basically, don’t be a dick.
No stealing, griefing, cheating, or abusing exploits. With our plugins we can revert any damage and catch the culprit, meaning there’s no way people can get away with it.
To be able to join the Onyx SMP you must own a Java version of Minecraft, speak English, and be over 17 years old.
No big mob and redstone farms, this is not a technical server, and we wish to retain a stable economy.
More rules in our Discord server!

Applications

Since the Onyx SMP is all about fostering a tight-knit, safe, and creative community, we will only be accepting great applications. We are looking for effort, passion, and care when we read your application. You get out what you put in. Keep that in mind.

Click here to apply

If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Blocky World Boundaries Minecraft Server

Invisible Walls, looping shape, boundary problem, Minecraft, blocky

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on creating a world with limited play area without any boring limitations! Our world is so immersive that you won’t even realize you’re confined within boundaries.

Join us on this epic adventure as we explore a world that defies all logic and reason. You’ll be amazed at the stunning landscapes that seamlessly blend into the play area, making you feel like you’re in a never-ending paradise.

But beware, if you try to venture beyond the boundaries, you won’t just hit a wall or fall off a cliff. Oh no, our server has a little surprise for those who dare to defy the rules. Let’s just say you might end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers sing show tunes.

So come join us on this mind-bending journey and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the Minecraft world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

FieryFuel Minecraft Server

PMVs, Server, hentai lovers, Creators, caption maker

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t fuel your creative fire? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a lava pit in the Nether! We’re looking for caption lovers, caption makers, and even hentai enthusiasts (we won’t judge, we promise).

But wait, there’s more! We might even start a group if things really start popping off. All creators of AI music, PMVs, captions, edits, and anything else you can think of are welcome to join our wild and wacky community.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire with our insane creativity! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary 058e527d506b76635d70b08edf000953cd28bd618166b207ace91621a649e41231 hidden somewhere in our server. 😉🔥

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

child support, family estrangement, family history, communication breakdown, wedding etiquette

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild as my mom’s parenting skills? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blocks just like I had to clean up my entire house as a kid. But don’t worry, we promise not to make you keep your younger siblings in line – unless you want to, of course!

Just like my dad making my mom pay child support, we’ll make sure you pay your dues in the form of in-game currency. And if you ever forget about your virtual responsibilities, we’ll be sure to remind you just like my mom forgot about us.

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity just like my family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

BlockPartyFamFun

Niece, family tradition, referee, dreading, Kids

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and bossy nieces? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Our virtual world is free from crying kids and stand-offish grandpas, so you can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while building your dream castle. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs a date night when you have a Minecraft night? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

PixelPleasures Minecraft Server

mood booster, daily delights, small things, daily gratitudes, simple pleasures

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake and defending it from an army of evil marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your day will never be the same again.

SuspiciousCraft

unusual possessions, Unconventional, Questionable, questionable belongings, unconventional belongings

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where owning a pet rock is considered suspicious but totally legal. That’s right, we embrace the strange and unusual here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving villagers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the enchanted bacon genie.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

territorial dispute, Server, Conflict Resolution, occupied Crimea, security measures

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? We got unicorns flying around, shooting rainbow lasers at creepers. And get this, our diamond armor is made from the tears of Ender Dragons. Plus, our PvP arena is actually a portal to the Nether, where you can battle zombie pigmen on lava boats.

But wait, there’s more! Our mod team consists of actual wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, sharing tips on how to build the ultimate dirt hut.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland of chaos and craziness. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

HamasHostageDealCraft

diplomatic efforts., HamasHostageDealCraft, i24NEWS, security concerns, political negotiations

OMG so like, this server is so lit that even the US is considering making a deal with Hamas to release hostages without even telling Israel! Can you imagine the drama?! Join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, even international diplomacy gone wild! Build, mine, and survive with us on this epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some political scandals)! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us now! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #HostageHavoc #NoDramaJustCrafting

6. Death Discussions

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