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CubicVentures

5xaxjf5jjg., BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, CubicVentures, Discord, discord.gg, Economy, Friendly, friendly community, good server, mc.cubicventures.co.uk, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, smp, smp server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	2050	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Hey everyone we have a SMP Server that we a looking for STAFF and New Players. mc.cubicventures.co.uk Its a good server and we are trying to build a nice friendly community https://discord.gg/5xaxjf5jjg

mc.cubicventures.co.uk

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	742	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Potions Brewed:	85	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1605	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8839	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Star Shards Collected:	162	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8365
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ores Mined:	3745	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7335

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!