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CubicVentures

5xaxjf5jjg., BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, CubicVentures, Discord, discord.gg, Economy, Friendly, friendly community, good server, mc.cubicventures.co.uk, Minecraft, new players, Players, PvP, Server, smp, smp server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2983

Hey everyone we have a SMP Server that we a looking for STAFF and New Players. mc.cubicventures.co.uk Its a good server and we are trying to build a nice friendly community https://discord.gg/5xaxjf5jjg

mc.cubicventures.co.uk

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	810558
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6352	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9259	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO