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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2088 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
New Chunks Explored: | 720295 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 830 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).