Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!
Join us for the most epic adventure of your life as you battle against a horde of killer bunnies who have taken over the land. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords to assist you in your quest.
Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our cozy bed made entirely out of TNT. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. It’s inevitable that you’ll have the time of your life!
Description
You can choose any city or country to start living or ruling there, you have the opportunity to go to your neighbors in peace or war, or you can simply be a merchant or a pirate.
Server version: 1.17.1
IP: donpolit.ru
Map: http://donpolit.online:25612/
Donat: https://donpolit.trademc.org/
DonSoq (RP social network): http://donsoq.ru/
Forum (Mechanics, Rules): http://donsoq.ru/forum/
Discord server: https://discord.gg/2NCNn8d3hN
Group on VKontakte: https://vk.com/donpolitap
Telegram channel: https://t.me/donpolit
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@DonPolitap
donpolit.ru
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to our enchanted spawn point where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your pickaxe.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Cactus Unicorn roaming the pixelated plains.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
In our last thread, things got wild as we delved into the depths of Nintendo slutposting. From Princess Peach to Samus Aran, we left no stone unturned in our quest for the sexiest Nintendo characters. But fear not, there are always new faces to discover and new fantasies to explore.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to combining the magic of Nintendo with the joy of Christmas? Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where we roleplay as Bowser kidnapping Princess Zelda. Trust us, it’s a blast.
So come on down to our SMP and let your wildest Nintendo fantasies run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a pixelated princess or two.
Join us for the most scandalous and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have free publicity and controversy go viral in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the tables are always turning and the underdogs have a fighting chance. We’ve got Mahomes and Verstappen wannabes getting their butts kicked left and right, making for some hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So if you’re ready for some epic fails, outrageous comebacks, and a whole lot of chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown of the underdogs! Who knows, you might just become the next unlikely champion in this crazy world of blocky mayhem.
Join us for a magical experience where your powers might just backfire and turn your best friend into your worst enemy – all in the name of fun! Who needs a yellow brick road when you can navigate through our server full of surprises and plot twists that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a llama on a pogo stick. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to epic adventures and mind-bending storylines, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire. But for everyone else, see you on the server!
