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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5277 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2144 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs armed with diamond swords!
And that’s not all – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party with skeletons breakdancing and witches dropping sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about mining for diamonds.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. It’s gonna be a wild ride!