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CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

alcohol, Allowance, Attempt, cattle, CowCraft, Distracted, DYNASTY, emancipate, Entertained, Escape, fast food, Genuinely, jangling keys, mc burger, normal, normalcattle, parents, Pitiful, Players, progeny, slaves, spend, Theyre, think.., tobacco

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2413	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4494	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

controversy, CREEPERS, gossip, Infamous, judgement, Marriage, marrying, masturbator, public perception, relationships, Rumors, scandal, Serial, SerialCraft, social norms, societal expectations, speculation, stigma, tabloid, TEASED, Unconventional, unconventional relationships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

appreciation, arab, asian, central, Central Asian, culture, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, Females, Global, Identity, influence, Kpop, KpopCraft, Latinx, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Music, Phenomenon, representation, rule, social media, Stereotypes, trend, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.

Pixel Peepers Playground: Where Kiara’s Tits Swing and Creepers Explode!

CREEPERS, explode, Kiaras, Peepers, PIXEL, Playground, SWING, tits

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Farms Harvested:	921	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4873
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We have more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween.

During her streams, our admin once accidentally turned a pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand. True story, bro. And don’t even get us started on the time our players built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: Where ‘play ffxiv!’ is just a suggestion

Adventure, Battles, catgirls, Character customization, Crafty, Dungeons, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, leveling up, Magic, McCraftface, mmorpg, multiplayer, online gaming, Play, play ffxiv, Quests, role-playing game, suggestion, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have CATGIRLS! That’s right, you can have your very own catgirl companion to help you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who can grant you special powers like flying and invisibility. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Squishy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Virgins Unite! Minecraft Server – Where even creepers get more action than you!

action, blocky, CREEPERS, double standards, incel, involuntary virgin, judgment, Masculinity, Minecraft, Misogyny, peer pressure, relationships, Respect, seduction, self esteem, self worth, Server, sex, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unite, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	114	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of listening to advice from involuntary virgins? Want to join a Minecraft server where only the most seductive players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have successfully seduced countless mobs and villagers. Join us and learn the ways of the seduction master! Who needs diamonds when you can have charm? Holy kek, this server is where the real players are at!

Egirl Emporium: Where Friendship is Optional and Diamonds are Forever

diamonds, EGirl, egirls, Emporium, female friendships, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, online interactions, Optional, relationships, self worth, social dynamics, social isolation, social media, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, validation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ores Mined:	8503
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where egirls unite in a quest to find true friendship and avoid thirsty gamers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but only the good kind, we promise).

Our server is the perfect place for egirls to come together and show the world that they can be besties too, despite what the rumors may say. Plus, we have a strict no-thirsty-gamers policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll only be surrounded by genuine friendships and wholesome vibes.

So come on, join us and see why all the cool egirls are hanging out here. Who knows, you might just find your new BFF (or at least a hilarious meme or two). Let’s show the world that egirls can stick together and have a blast while doing it!

DesensitizedCraft: Where zombies are just misunderstood neighbors and creepers are your new BFFs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	8434
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing that will truly shock you is how epic our gameplay is! Forget about gore and porn, we’ve got creepers exploding and zombies chasing after you – now that’s real horror!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only thing you’ll be begging for is more diamonds. Our server is so addicting, you’ll be praying for more time to play (and maybe for a little luck with those rare drops).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft adventure. Who needs therapy when you’ve got a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sleep schedule might).