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SkyliteMC Network

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

Antagonist, Bullied, challenging protagonist, Character development, character flaws, Complain, controversial character, CREEPERS, Cunt, DerpyCraft, emotional turmoil, insufferable, Jobs, Main character, mental health issues, mentally ill, negative traits, self-pitying, Sessions, social outcast, Therapy, toxic behavior, troubled past, unlikable traits, unlikeable protagonist, victim mentality, villagers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

adult content, Alluring, bae, blocky, bonanza, desire, Erotic, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, insatiable, Kinky, lustful, more, Naughty, promiscuous, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, slut, taboo, temptation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

aftermath, aggression, BUILD, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquer, Conquest, consequences, death toll, displacement, expansionism, fear, Invasion, Migration, Minecraft, neighbor, Neighborly, population growth, power struggle, Raid, Refugees, Server, steal, Survival, territorial expansion, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREAD

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

actions, autistic, Avoiding, Awareness, awkward, Behavior, blocks, Choices, Conscious, Crafty, Empathy, FIX, girl, Help, Improvement, inappropriate, Interaction, Jacket, Judging, Life, self-aware, Server, Social Skills, Stare, tits, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mines Excavated:	3951	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!

GirlCraft: Where the creepers are scared of makeup and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

Anime, Character, CREEPERS, cute, daydreamer, diamonds, eccentric, female, fictional, Friend, girl, Girlcraft, Girls, high school, Imaginative, japanese, love interest, makeup, name.., passionate, Protagonist, quirky, Romantic, Satone Shichimiya, Scared, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Satone Shichimiya, the girl who rules this server with an iron fist (but a heart of gold, of course).

Legend has it that Satone once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a single bone and led them into battle against a horde of creepers. She emerged victorious, covered in creeper guts and diamond armor shining in the sunlight. Her skills in PvP are unmatched, and if you join this server, you might just have the chance to challenge her to a duel (if you dare).

But that’s not all – Satone is also known for her incredible building skills. She once constructed a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a dream. If you join this server, you’ll have the opportunity to learn from the master herself and create your own architectural marvels.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of Satone Shichimiya’s legendary world. Who knows, you might even earn her respect and be knighted as one of her loyal subjects. The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you.

Creepin’Crafty Conundrums

anticipation, artist, collaboration, conundrums, CreepinCrafty, debut album, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, gossip, Heard she has stuff out there, midnababy, Music, Music (Industry), New Release, promotional campaign, Rumors, social media, speculation, Thread, upcoming projects, Updates

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	84
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Crops Grown:	5074
Farms Harvested:	959	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server because we heard she has stuff out there! And by “stuff” we mean rare diamonds, enchanted gear, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what you’ll find out there in the wild, wild world of our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of poultry power?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mysterious Mushroom Island, where the mushrooms are as big as trees and the cows wear top hats. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on this strange and surreal island?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky Minecraft journey like no other. Just remember, she has stuff out there, and it’s up to you to find it!

Crafty Spies and Blocks: CIA vs MI6 Edition

#classified information, #covert operations, #security clearance, analyst, blocks, cia, counterintelligence, Crafty, cryptography, Edition, Espionage, Government, intelligence, intelligence agencies, intelligence officer, MI6, national security, Recruitment, SPIES, Spy, Surveillance, top secret, undercover operations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the secret agents hang out! That’s right, we’ve got CIA and MI6 agents recruiting straight from our server because they know only the smartest and most cunning players can survive here.

Join us if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart the competition and prove your worth to the world’s top intelligence agencies. Who knows, you might just uncover a conspiracy or two while you’re at it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our top-secret Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this adventure!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	904
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and steamy adventures.

Imagine a world where creepers aren’t the only things exploding! Our server is filled with sexy surprises around every corner. From lava hot tubs to diamond-studded lingerie, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Endermen who host the most scandalous parties you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the Endermen’s wild antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get steamy!