Active StaffFun and engaging environment4 Hour play sessions everyday from 5PM to 9PM CST
Join and come have fun with us today.
https://discord.gg/PfzjTKsCpB
cogwheelsmp.exaroton.me:38505
Active StaffFun and engaging environment4 Hour play sessions everyday from 5PM to 9PM CST
Join and come have fun with us today.
https://discord.gg/PfzjTKsCpB
cogwheelsmp.exaroton.me:38505
Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!
Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.
Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!
On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! ππ¦π₯ #llamalife #potatodisco
rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.
come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?
so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!
The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! β¨π
You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! π°π·π
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! ππΊπ₯
So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! π¦π©π€ͺ
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.