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PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	92
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

/SUS/tories archives, ANONYMOUS, Apocobat, Can’t You See That You Are Sweet?, Dragon Drawings, Dragon Dumplings, Dragon Meshi, Edition, fly me to the moon, Green Swordsman, IndianonJones, Krusie Week 2024, Lakeside, Last Cup of Coffee, last thread, Minecraft, Mr. Dad Guy, Rains, smp, Stopping, Stories, sus, SUS archives, SUSSY, The Game Where She’s From, The Rain’s Stopping Edition, The Spice of Life, Thread #1041, Trust You Forever, TwoDaysMaybe, Veth archive

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

RenFestRumble Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Drama, emotional response, event etiquette, festival etiquette, friendship, group dynamics, medieval dress, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Negativity, Outsider, perspective, renaissance festival, RenFestRumble, sarcasm, Server, shouting match, social dynamics, Social Interaction, Tension

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a medieval festival! Join us for a renaissance-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up in your best medieval attire and immerse yourself in a world of knights, dragons, and castles.

But beware, just like in real life, there may be some troublemakers lurking around. Will you encounter a player like Melissa, who spills drinks on your virtual dress and complains about everything in sight? Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with a friend over the silliest of things, just like our friend Tim did.

But fear not, for in our server, you can always count on your trusty sidekick Jake to calm things down and suggest a peaceful resolution. Whether you’re exploring the vast lands or engaging in epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of a renaissance festival without the sticky spills and heated arguments. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (just make sure they’re not as dramatic as Melissa).

HangryCraft

americanized, chips and salsa, cold food, Communication, culinary standards, Cultural differences, customer service, dining experience, dining out, dramatic, Feedback, food quality, HangryCraft, leaving a restaurant, mexican food, reheated food, Restaurant, restaurant etiquette, sour salsa, supporting decisions, wait staff

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Emeralds Found:	7302	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a bad salsa at a Mexican restaurant! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this couple’s dining experience.

Experience the thrill of waiting over 30 minutes for your food, only to have it arrive cold and room temperature. Will you be like the husband, demanding to leave and pacing around in a fit of rage? Or will you be like the wife, trying to salvage the situation and make the best of it?

Challenge yourself to navigate through Americanized landscapes and new wait staff, all while keeping your cool like a pro. And remember, if things go sour like that salsa, just give us your feedback and we’ll do our best to fix it – no need to storm out in a dramatic fashion!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the heat of a spicy situation. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious restaurant meltdown – Minecraft style!

CrushCraft SMP – Celeb Crushes!

Actor, actress, Admiration, attraction, celeb, Celebrity, celebrity crush, Crush, CrushCraft, CRUSHES, dreamboat, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, Favorite, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, love, musician, Obsession, Singer, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have a chance to date your celebrity crush…in game! That’s right, we’ve got a secret plugin that lets you spawn in any famous hottie you desire. Just imagine building a house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a mining adventure with Beyoncé. The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join now and swipe right on your dream celeb in the world of Minecraft!

YesToMinecraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1774	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be saying “YES” to endless fun and craziness! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, if you want to experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, then join us now! Say “YES” to adventure, laughter, and pure insanity. You won’t regret it!

JabariCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

armed resistance, Assassination, Conflict, deputy, gaza, idf, international relations, Israel, JabariCraft, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Minecraft, Mohammed al-Jabari, palestine, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, RETALIATION, security forces, Server, targeted killing, Terrorism, Ultimate, violence, weapons production

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9442	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest battles like the IDF taking down the deputy weapons production head Mohammed al-Jabari! it’s like a real-life war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and bombs. come build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBodyPositivity

beauty standards, Black Nigerian women, BlockyBodyPositivity, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body image perception, body positivity, body positivity movement, Cultural differences, cultural influences, culture, Diversity, Eastern Asian Chinese women, ethnicity, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-perception, societal norms, White Western women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Animals Bred:	199	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we appreciate all bodies, just like black nigerian women! we got the highest body appreciation in all the land, even higher than those eastern asian chinese women. if you join, you’ll feel like a queen with the best body image ever, even better than those white western women who are always feeling down about themselves. ethnicity and culture are our secret ingredients for promoting positive body image, so come on over and feel fabulous with us!

Mechafem Minecraft Server

anime character, Anime Series, Artificial Intelligence, female Mechamaru, female robot, Futuristic technology, gender bending, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender speculation, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Mech Pilot, Mechafem, Mechamaru, Minecraft, Robot Girl, robotic avatar, Server, speculative fiction

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!