5DMkII Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamJobOrDieMC

business owner, career advancement, creative work, delicate equipment, dream job, DreamJobOrDieMC, ethical dilemma, family business, graphic designer, job hunting, job satisfaction, job training, livelihood collapse, loyalty, print shop, Quality Control, Retirement, small town, specialized training, underpaid

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ores Mined:	6238
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	1218	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of working for a despicable boss who is running the business into the ground faster than you can say “plotter”? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of the print shop world!

On our server, you can design and print to your heart’s content without any control freaks breathing down your neck. Our inks are top-notch, our paper is high-quality, and our plotter is a whopping 3.2 meters long (because size matters, right?).

But wait, there’s more! We offer specialized training in printer operation that is so delicate, it’ll make your college courses look like child’s play. Plus, our cutting plotter recalibrates itself because we believe in making your life easier, not harder.

So say goodbye to your old boss and hello to a world of endless creativity and fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can build your dream world pixel by pixel? Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

BlockyBanditsMC

BIZARRE, BlockyBanditsMC, controversial, Ethics, gray area, Legal, loopholes, morality, norms, odd, peculiar, peculiarly legal, Questionable, regulations, rules, society, strange, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7385	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Have you ever wanted to punch a tree and have it magically turn into wood? Or dig straight down into the ground without fear of falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Why not! On our server, anything is possible.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of friendly zombies who just want to dance, and a mountain made entirely of cake. Yes, you heard that right, a CAKE MOUNTAIN.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Votes:	6653
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	5677	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8518
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	282
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Towns Built:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!