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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3590 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.